BUT IT’S FINE TO SHUN THEM: Apparently It’s Illegal to Tase Journalists Who Write Tell-All Books About Biden’s Dementia. “It’s very telling that these books are hitting the virtual and physical shelves so quickly. One might think that these intrepid journos would need some time to process what certainly must have been the shock of the century to them. Gosh, it’s almost as if they’d gotten started on them a long time ago.”

Previously: Stop the Presses: Joe Biden Had ‘Frailties’ Even BEFORE That Debate!

HISTORY YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW:  Conclusion: The Secret Voyage of the Kofuku Maru.

YOU WOULD NEED A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH:

Turns out when you die on every 80-20 hill, you wind up at roughly 20% approval. Who could’ve known? https://t.co/away2hk8lq

— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 1, 2025

Flashback: One of Trump’s best moves has been, repeatedly, to get the Democrats to take the “20%” side on the so-called “80/20 issues.”

THAT WAS QUICK:  Dems’ Hopes Dashed in Florida’s 6th Congressional District.

DEMS HAVE NO PROBLEM BABBLING. MAKING SENSE, ON THE OTHER HAND…   Sen. Cory Booker Has Been Railing Against Trump on Senate Floor for 16 Hours.

THAT WAS BACK WHEN HE WAS A RELIABLE DEM:   Democrat Lawmaker Smears Journalist Matt Taibbi As ‘Serial Sexual Harasser’ During Censorship Hearing.

CHASER:  Matt Taibbi Lays Out Biden-Era Censorship of Conservatives on Social Media.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS, WHERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE?  New Book: Yes, There Was a Massive Internal Cover-Up of Biden’s Deterioration.

IMPORTANT:  If your company has received a censorship letter from British censorship agency Ofcom, please contact me and I will pass on those letters to the White House. Not an April 1st thing, this is for real.

And this is for all you x-less.

SCOTLAND IS NOT OKAY:  The Gender of Mountains.

NO SH*T SHERLOCK:   Policies, not price gouging, to blame for California’s soaring gas prices, study finds.

DEMOCRACY VERSUS “DEMOCRACY”:  The Pen is mightier than the law?

YOU SHOULD NEITHER UNDERESTIMATE NOR OVERESTIMATE THEIR INTELLIGENCE:  Stupid is and stupid does…or does it?

THEIR VIOLENCE IS SPEECH; OUR SPEECH IS VIOLENCE:  How the Left Downplays Politically-Motivated Crime As Just Protests.

INTERESTING:  Canadian Company Seeking Trump’s Approval To Mine Seabed Condemned By Regulators.

WORTH READING FOR THE VULNERABILITY OF CARRIERS (OR LACK THEREOF):  “The problem is, we have exited the era of fortress battleships, and entered the era of cheap, plentiful drones and missiles. Which means that modern navies have precisely two types of craft: Submarines, and targets.” This is a common conclusion for entirely understandable reasons but it’s woefully incorrect, and since it substantially impacts your analysis it’s worth going into detail on why. (The fact you can 1. understand it and 2.

And for the x-less.

THE ONLY THING WE CAN BET IS THAT THE LEFT THINKS THEY CAN PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE:  The Far Left Democrats are living on borrowed time: Guest Essayist Robby Starbuck on America and Trump…and what may be in store for Leftists.

OLD, BUT NOT AN ADULT:  70-Year-Old Man Arrested for Allegedly Striking Tesla Supporter with Car.

I DON’T LIKE:  April Fools.

RIP, ICEMAN: Val Kilmer, Star of Batman Forever, Tombstone, Dies at 65.

BREAKING: Crucial Wisconsin Supreme Court Race Decided.

The Democrat candidate for a crucial state Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin is projected to win Tuesday’s special election.

Dane County Judge Susan Crawford, a former prosecutor and the Democrats’ pick, faced off against Waukesha County Judge and Republican pick Brad Schimel for the 10-year-term court seat. At publishing time, Crawford is ahead 57.8%-42.2% with 36% reporting. This is disturbing news for Wisconsin, a state Trump won by just 30,000 votes in 2024, as the future of the state could well depend on this state Supreme Court seat.

As PJ Media’s Paula Bolyard wrote, the Crawford-Schimel race could well “determine whether the state will become a liberal hell hole like Illinois or if common sense will prevail.” Former Gov. Scott Walker also emphasized the race’s importance, as Wisconsin had a leftist majority before the election, which is now solidified.

So much for common sense prevailing:

Decision Desk HQ projects Susan Crawford wins election to the Wisconsin Supreme Court.#DecisionMade: 9:41 PM EDT

Results: https://t.co/xANhmetrz1 pic.twitter.com/jATzSTGp0m

— Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) April 2, 2025

A BIG WIN:

Yeah! https://t.co/x99NunhUkA

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 2, 2025

This, along with the wild record turnout, bodes well for the still-go-be-decided Supreme Court and legislative races.

UPDATE: Or not. The Democrat candidate for a crucial state Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin is projected to win Tuesday’s special election. “Dane County Judge Susan Crawford, a former prosecutor and the Democrats’ pick, faced off against Waukesha County Judge and Republican pick Brad Schimel for the 10-year-term court seat. At publishing time, Crawford is ahead 57.8%-42.2% with 36% reporting. This is disturbing news for Wisconsin, a state Trump won by just 30,000 votes in 2024, as the future of the state could well depend on this state Supreme Court seat.”

OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s groovy.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: China launches internet technology test satellites with Long March 2D.

ELECTION NIGHT SO FAR: Two wins in Florida. Wisconsin looking like there may be shenanigans.

WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Woman’s Brain Implant Turns Her Thoughts Into Speech in Real Time.